I Murdered your Grandma: Archive

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my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things

me: yes but today is not that day

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high-blogging: lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks illegal crimes

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lizthefangirl: asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing whaT FREAKING HIGH SCHOOL WAS THAT

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connorkawaii: connorkawaii: the sims 4 logo looks like something i made on powerpoint with the gradient filter in primary school wow i swear to god i thought i’d have a go and actual logo: powerpoint: your secrets out EA

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“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind,...”

– Will Smith (via earthbends)

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I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT

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paulweasley: ahlistenalison: true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ~if i’m going down you’re all going down with me~

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gay guy: *cough*

white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!

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quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

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Yahoo buying tumblr?

Well, they’ll get a bunch of depressed teens, people from all sorts of fandoms and some porn but I find it stupid. I know the creator of tumblr just wants the users to be happy but I heard that Tumblr is making less money then they expected.. If Yahoo and tumblr merge then I will most likely not have a tumblr anymore. .-. Yeah I use yahoo but only for my email. Tumblr and Yahoo do not go...

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Imagine if all of the tumblr community turned into this massive army and protested against Yahoo..

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sidekickjoey: Laughing because Tumblr is worth more than 1.1 billion dollars to the owners of it. Crying because that means that all of us are seen as being worth more than 1.1 billion dollars in Tumblr’s owners’ eyes.

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